Trying to Go on a Diet

This week, I’m going to try to go on a diet.

So far…

Yesterday:

So I was kind of doing okay. For breakfast, I had a waffle and a third of a chicken sandwich. Then for lunch, I had cantaloupe (heeey, fruit, check it out!) and a grilled chicken sandwich (heeey, not fried, check it out!). Then for a second lunch/midday-snack, I had a Marie Callender’s Steak and Roasted Potatoes (not super healthy, but heeeey, only 330 calories). So far, so good.

But then dinner…

Okay, it already got off to a bad start an hour before dinner. There was free wine. And even though I’m not strictly speaking of age and wine isn’t exactly a low-calorie beverage, I grabbed a cup. And then I ate a chip. And then I got some lemonade.

Goodbye, diet…

And then for actual dinner, I was confronted by one of my biggest temptations:

Free food.

So fuuuuck, when someone’s offering to pay for my meal, of course I’m not going to waste the opportunity by ordering some lame salad.

Instead, I ordered 3 organic chicken tacos and fries, and a lemonade.

Heeey, organic=healthy, right?

So when I was writing in my food journal, I just wrote 700 calories even though I’m pretty sure the tacos and fries were way more calories than that.

Whatever. I regret nothing. The tacos and fries were fucking delicious.

But my fat jeans, you’re probably going to have to wait a while before my booty can go in you again.

Today:

Okay, I’m hungry but I’m surviving.

A peanut butter and blackberry jam sandwich for breakfast. A Lean Cuisine meal for lunch. And later, another PB & J sandwich for a snack and another Marie Callender’s meal for dinner. AND NOTHING ELSE BESIDES WATER.

Unless I’m tempted by delicious free food again…

BUT MY FAT JEANS MISS ME. SO I’M GOING TO TRY TO RESIST MY HUNGER.

But McDonald’s, the food court, so tempting, so delicious…

STOP THINKING ABOUT FOOD, ME.

Dieting sucks -_-

Fooood, foood……..