5 Foods Way More Super Than Kale/Quinoa

Pizza:
Um...hello. Duh. You get the right kind of pizza, it includes all 5 food groups. That's science. It's so versatile you can make literally any kind of pizza. Kale is just glorified disgusting garnish. Pizza is king of all food.



Burrito:
Pretty much the same as pizza only wrapped up in a delicious tortilla. Just like pizza, you can put anything in a burrito and it's probably going to be pretty delicious. Breakfast burritos, especially, are rolled up versions of heaven.



Reese's Peanut Butter Cups:
You cannot find a single peanut butter cup that isn't a Reese's that's anywhere near as good. That peanut butter is otherworldly. It's the perfect ratio to chocolate and peanut butter. Best. Candy. Ever.



Philly Cheese steaks
A food so amazing it's basically the #1 and only reason to even go to Philadelphia. Again, it's versatile enough to support variations without ruining the concept, but the classic cheese steak is pure paradise for the taste buds.




Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Good dry, but put it in some milk and it becomes little squares of crack. And when you're done you have a bowl full of amazingly delicious cinnamon milk. All other cereals are cardboard compared to the CTC



So the next time you decide to try and shove your foodie propaganda down someone's through about how "super" kale or quinoa or whatever crap food is, remember that no one cares about what you're saying because they're eating actual good food.