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December 14, 2016
Apocalypse Wow 3 available for pre-order!
Howdy y'all,
The first of the year is rapidly approaching and with it comes the release of the book very few people have been waiting for: Apocalypse Wow 3: Back in the Habit!!!
AW3 is officially open for pre-orders, so make sure you get your copy here!
I'm super excited for everyone to read the new book, and even more excited that the series is over and I don't have to worry about it anymore.
Happy reading!
The first of the year is rapidly approaching and with it comes the release of the book very few people have been waiting for: Apocalypse Wow 3: Back in the Habit!!!
AW3 is officially open for pre-orders, so make sure you get your copy here!
I'm super excited for everyone to read the new book, and even more excited that the series is over and I don't have to worry about it anymore.
Happy reading!
Published on December 14, 2016 11:17
November 4, 2016
An Angel and a Demon #11
A long time ago I found this comic creating site and made a few strips. Then I stopped for a few years, but now I'm back and going to share them with you lovely people. Here's the latest:
An Angel and a Demon #11
You can go back an look at past strips from there too. So enjoy some comics because life is good.
An Angel and a Demon #11
You can go back an look at past strips from there too. So enjoy some comics because life is good.
Published on November 04, 2016 05:42
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October 21, 2016
Hero's Call Now Available!
*Dr. Nick voice* Hey, everybody!
Do you like superheroes? Do you like YA books? Do you like the Y2K crisis for some reason? Well then I have the book for you!
Hero's Call is now available for purchase!
All Milo Radcliff really wants is to be a Hero and fight Villains like all of his ancestors that came before him, but a virus that was released decades before his birth has squashed that dream. When a Villain from his family's past escapes from an arctic prison and Milo's Powers unexpectedly activate, a fifteen year old kid and his friends might be the only ones able to save the world. No pressure.
Hero's Call is jam packed with superhero action and teen troubles...so long as you think teen troubles include coming to terms with super powers and saving the world from a maniac.
You can buy it on Amazon today!
Do you like superheroes? Do you like YA books? Do you like the Y2K crisis for some reason? Well then I have the book for you!
Hero's Call is now available for purchase!
All Milo Radcliff really wants is to be a Hero and fight Villains like all of his ancestors that came before him, but a virus that was released decades before his birth has squashed that dream. When a Villain from his family's past escapes from an arctic prison and Milo's Powers unexpectedly activate, a fifteen year old kid and his friends might be the only ones able to save the world. No pressure.

Hero's Call is jam packed with superhero action and teen troubles...so long as you think teen troubles include coming to terms with super powers and saving the world from a maniac.
You can buy it on Amazon today!
Published on October 21, 2016 05:42
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hero-s-call, superheroes, y2k, ya
October 10, 2016
Hero's Call available for pre-order!
Hey gang,
Who doesn't love a good superhero story, especially one set in late 1999? That's right, no one. And since we all love this concept, you can pre-order Hero's Call for just 99 cents! The book will be available on October 21st and then you'll have to pay more money for it, so don't miss out on this fantastic deal. I promise you won't be completely disappointed!
Pre-order here!
Who doesn't love a good superhero story, especially one set in late 1999? That's right, no one. And since we all love this concept, you can pre-order Hero's Call for just 99 cents! The book will be available on October 21st and then you'll have to pay more money for it, so don't miss out on this fantastic deal. I promise you won't be completely disappointed!
Pre-order here!
Published on October 10, 2016 14:12
August 29, 2016
Kindle Scout: One Dude's Journey
I’ve been seeing more and more talk about Kindle Scout and whether it’s worth it or not. As someone who has been through a Kindle Scout campaign, I thought it would maybe be helpful to share that experience for anyone interested in participating in this program. Everyone wants to know what they’re getting themselves into before they commit to something right?
*NOTE* This is based off my experience alone and does not represent all Kindle Scout users and their experiences.
So you wrote a book. Something you’re proud of, something you think deserves to be read by the world. Maybe you’ve submitted it to agents/publishers and gotten nothing but rejections (like me), or maybe you don’t want to explore the trad pub route at all. Maybe the humble life of the underappreciated indie author is the way you want to go. Either way, you’ve finally come across the Kindle Scout program.
At first glance, everything about this program seems a little too good to be true. Free to enter with the promise of a publishing contract and a $1500 advance if selected? That’s a pretty sweet deal. But there are unseen pitfalls in the process that Kindle Scout isn’t going to openly highlight and address.
Here’s a quick rundown of the process for those of you who aren’t completely familiar:
Submit your book (must be a professionally edited, publish ready MS), cover image, book description, tag line, author bio/photo, and a quick ‘Thank You’ note that goes out to everyone who nominates you.
Once that has been submitted, you have to wait for the campaign to be approved by Kindle Scout, you’ll get a start date, and you can start planning your advertising strategy.
When the big day arrives, you have 30 days to convince as many people as humanly possible to go to Kindle Scout’s website and nominate your book.
At the campaign’s end, you (and anyone who nominated you) will be notified via email if you were selected or not.
Sounds pretty simple, right? Well, it is to an extent. That’s really all there is to it, but there’s one thing in there that creates a major problem for the unknown indie author: ADVERTISING!!!!
If you’ve chosen the life of the indie author (or had it chosen for you through rejection – like me) that means you probably have a day job. And chances are that day job doesn’t allow you an unlimited budget to pour into advertising your Kindle Scout campaign to the world. There’s a stigma that comes along with being an indie author which prevents people from giving you a chance simply because they’ve never heard of you and you aren’t traditionally published. I paid for advertising on both Twitter and Facebook, as well as promoting it in a few groups on Goodreads and papering the greater Denver metro area with fliers.
What that did for me, I can’t really say. By the end of the campaign I had approximately 700 page views and spent several days (collectively) in the Hot & Trending section on the Kindle Scout website. Sounds pretty good, right?
Well, who knows? That presents another downfall to the program. You can’t see how many nominations you get. You’ll never know. All you can see is how many page views you get and even where those page views came from. But a page view doesn’t necessarily translate to a nomination. Someone just clicked through for more details. If you didn’t impress them, they moved along. They only get 3 nominations, after all. They can’t go nominating things willy nilly. So you sit there in the dark for 30 days watching your page views (hopefully) increase and just have to assume these people are nominating you.
The Hot & Trending section presents a bit of a problem for me as well. Yes, it’s cool to see your campaign trending on Kindle Scout. That means people are paying attention! However, there are 2 other sections on the site that help push you there without you really having to do anything. You’re featured in the Recently Added section as soon as you go live and when your campaign is close to over you get featured in the Ending Soon section. These sections are reserved for a handful of books only, so anyone cruising these sections is most likely going to give you a click simply because there’s only a few campaigns to search through, thus increasing your likelihood of being in the Hot & Trending.
I ran a campaign for a completely different book that I told literally no one about and even that managed to spend 24 total hours in Hot & Trending.
However, in those middle two weeks of your campaign, you’re in no man’s land. It’s 100% up to you to push that campaign and get those nominations and hopefully get back into Hot & Trending. But, as previously discussed, it’s no easy task to make that happen. So you’ll probably spend two weeks beating your brains out while you try your best to advertise and see little to no result from it.
So what does all that suggest? Well, in my experience and opinion, Kindle Scout highly favors those authors that already have a substantial fan base to support them with nominations and sharing social media posts, or those that have a lot of disposable income to dump into advertising so that, by sheer numbers, they’re getting randos to view their campaign.
Possibly the most frustrating part of Kindle Scout is the enigma that is the selection process. Of course you want as many nominations as you can possibly get because it will influence the final decision, but how much is impossible to tell. On the Kindle Scout website it states that nominations only give them an idea of what books readers are interested in, but ultimately it’s up to their team to make the decision. So, in the end, it’s really no different than querying an agent or publisher except you have a little extra interest behind you to show them that some people would be willing to read the book. Instead of having it completely powered by the readers, it comes down to personal preference and subjectivity.
I’ve nom’ed one book that was selected. It wasn’t particularly exceptional, but it wasn’t exceptionally bad either. It just made me question the whole selection process in general.
There are a few upsides to the process as well. If you aren’t selected, you have the ability to have Kindle Scout notify everyone who nominated you that your book is available once you’ve self-published. Personally, I didn’t see any influx of sales when I did that, but it’s nice to have. Obviously the advance and marketing is a big plus, but as far as I was able to determine, all the marketing that happens is the book being featured in the Kindle Scout newsletter, and who really reads newsletters. The publishing contract does state that if you haven’t sold 25,000 copies by the end of a 4 year period, you’re free to get out of it to pursue publishing elsewhere. But this isn’t a guarantee you’ll sell that many copies, which can definitely be misconstrued as such. Basically what I’m trying to say is that even the upsides have their downsides.
Now, I want to be clear that my experience with Kindle Scout wasn’t necessarily a bad one despite everything I’ve said to this point. I just think that the process is a little flawed and favors those with more means than others, but that’s true of the trad pub route as well. The biggest plus of Kindle Scout is that it costs nothing to enter so there’s very little risk in giving it a shot if you think your MS is good enough.
To reiterate, I’m only one person and this is by no means a comprehensive and in depth look at the Kindle Scout program. This is my experience and my opinion. Others will agree or disagree as they wish. I’m simply trying to shed some light on the process as it seems to be a bit of a mystery to a lot of people.
Now get out there and write to your heart’s content. If you choose to start a Kindle Scout campaign, I wish you the best of luck!
*NOTE* This is based off my experience alone and does not represent all Kindle Scout users and their experiences.
So you wrote a book. Something you’re proud of, something you think deserves to be read by the world. Maybe you’ve submitted it to agents/publishers and gotten nothing but rejections (like me), or maybe you don’t want to explore the trad pub route at all. Maybe the humble life of the underappreciated indie author is the way you want to go. Either way, you’ve finally come across the Kindle Scout program.
At first glance, everything about this program seems a little too good to be true. Free to enter with the promise of a publishing contract and a $1500 advance if selected? That’s a pretty sweet deal. But there are unseen pitfalls in the process that Kindle Scout isn’t going to openly highlight and address.
Here’s a quick rundown of the process for those of you who aren’t completely familiar:
Submit your book (must be a professionally edited, publish ready MS), cover image, book description, tag line, author bio/photo, and a quick ‘Thank You’ note that goes out to everyone who nominates you.
Once that has been submitted, you have to wait for the campaign to be approved by Kindle Scout, you’ll get a start date, and you can start planning your advertising strategy.
When the big day arrives, you have 30 days to convince as many people as humanly possible to go to Kindle Scout’s website and nominate your book.
At the campaign’s end, you (and anyone who nominated you) will be notified via email if you were selected or not.
Sounds pretty simple, right? Well, it is to an extent. That’s really all there is to it, but there’s one thing in there that creates a major problem for the unknown indie author: ADVERTISING!!!!
If you’ve chosen the life of the indie author (or had it chosen for you through rejection – like me) that means you probably have a day job. And chances are that day job doesn’t allow you an unlimited budget to pour into advertising your Kindle Scout campaign to the world. There’s a stigma that comes along with being an indie author which prevents people from giving you a chance simply because they’ve never heard of you and you aren’t traditionally published. I paid for advertising on both Twitter and Facebook, as well as promoting it in a few groups on Goodreads and papering the greater Denver metro area with fliers.
What that did for me, I can’t really say. By the end of the campaign I had approximately 700 page views and spent several days (collectively) in the Hot & Trending section on the Kindle Scout website. Sounds pretty good, right?
Well, who knows? That presents another downfall to the program. You can’t see how many nominations you get. You’ll never know. All you can see is how many page views you get and even where those page views came from. But a page view doesn’t necessarily translate to a nomination. Someone just clicked through for more details. If you didn’t impress them, they moved along. They only get 3 nominations, after all. They can’t go nominating things willy nilly. So you sit there in the dark for 30 days watching your page views (hopefully) increase and just have to assume these people are nominating you.
The Hot & Trending section presents a bit of a problem for me as well. Yes, it’s cool to see your campaign trending on Kindle Scout. That means people are paying attention! However, there are 2 other sections on the site that help push you there without you really having to do anything. You’re featured in the Recently Added section as soon as you go live and when your campaign is close to over you get featured in the Ending Soon section. These sections are reserved for a handful of books only, so anyone cruising these sections is most likely going to give you a click simply because there’s only a few campaigns to search through, thus increasing your likelihood of being in the Hot & Trending.
I ran a campaign for a completely different book that I told literally no one about and even that managed to spend 24 total hours in Hot & Trending.
However, in those middle two weeks of your campaign, you’re in no man’s land. It’s 100% up to you to push that campaign and get those nominations and hopefully get back into Hot & Trending. But, as previously discussed, it’s no easy task to make that happen. So you’ll probably spend two weeks beating your brains out while you try your best to advertise and see little to no result from it.
So what does all that suggest? Well, in my experience and opinion, Kindle Scout highly favors those authors that already have a substantial fan base to support them with nominations and sharing social media posts, or those that have a lot of disposable income to dump into advertising so that, by sheer numbers, they’re getting randos to view their campaign.
Possibly the most frustrating part of Kindle Scout is the enigma that is the selection process. Of course you want as many nominations as you can possibly get because it will influence the final decision, but how much is impossible to tell. On the Kindle Scout website it states that nominations only give them an idea of what books readers are interested in, but ultimately it’s up to their team to make the decision. So, in the end, it’s really no different than querying an agent or publisher except you have a little extra interest behind you to show them that some people would be willing to read the book. Instead of having it completely powered by the readers, it comes down to personal preference and subjectivity.
I’ve nom’ed one book that was selected. It wasn’t particularly exceptional, but it wasn’t exceptionally bad either. It just made me question the whole selection process in general.
There are a few upsides to the process as well. If you aren’t selected, you have the ability to have Kindle Scout notify everyone who nominated you that your book is available once you’ve self-published. Personally, I didn’t see any influx of sales when I did that, but it’s nice to have. Obviously the advance and marketing is a big plus, but as far as I was able to determine, all the marketing that happens is the book being featured in the Kindle Scout newsletter, and who really reads newsletters. The publishing contract does state that if you haven’t sold 25,000 copies by the end of a 4 year period, you’re free to get out of it to pursue publishing elsewhere. But this isn’t a guarantee you’ll sell that many copies, which can definitely be misconstrued as such. Basically what I’m trying to say is that even the upsides have their downsides.
Now, I want to be clear that my experience with Kindle Scout wasn’t necessarily a bad one despite everything I’ve said to this point. I just think that the process is a little flawed and favors those with more means than others, but that’s true of the trad pub route as well. The biggest plus of Kindle Scout is that it costs nothing to enter so there’s very little risk in giving it a shot if you think your MS is good enough.
To reiterate, I’m only one person and this is by no means a comprehensive and in depth look at the Kindle Scout program. This is my experience and my opinion. Others will agree or disagree as they wish. I’m simply trying to shed some light on the process as it seems to be a bit of a mystery to a lot of people.
Now get out there and write to your heart’s content. If you choose to start a Kindle Scout campaign, I wish you the best of luck!
Published on August 29, 2016 07:42
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August 3, 2016
The Golden Hourglass Giveaway
Hey friends,
I'm giving away two signed copies of The Golden Hourglass! You have until August 31st to enter, but don't miss your chance to win a copy of the book some people are calling the greatest book set on a cube planet ever created.
Enter Here!
I'm giving away two signed copies of The Golden Hourglass! You have until August 31st to enter, but don't miss your chance to win a copy of the book some people are calling the greatest book set on a cube planet ever created.
Enter Here!
Published on August 03, 2016 05:37
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giveaway, the-golden-hourglass
August 2, 2016
Apocalypse Wow Playlist
Yo, yo peeps.
My Apocalypse Wow series is a full-scale homage to the greatest decade in the history of the world, the 90's (1990's for you smart alecks out there). I hand picked a song to accompany every chapter. Each one fits each chapter in some way whether it just be in title or the way it would flow with the scene on the big screen. Because it's 2016 and not '96 (unfortunately) I can easily collect those songs in a single playlist and share them with all of you.
Apocalypse Wow Mix Tape vol. 1
https://t.co/XH9HS2B4Ql
Apocalypse Wow Mix Tape vol. 2
https://t.co/KjlU8xRxyk
Follow the links over to Spotify to get an idea of what you're in store for with the Apocalypse Wow series.
P.S. Parental Advisory: Explicit Content
My Apocalypse Wow series is a full-scale homage to the greatest decade in the history of the world, the 90's (1990's for you smart alecks out there). I hand picked a song to accompany every chapter. Each one fits each chapter in some way whether it just be in title or the way it would flow with the scene on the big screen. Because it's 2016 and not '96 (unfortunately) I can easily collect those songs in a single playlist and share them with all of you.
Apocalypse Wow Mix Tape vol. 1
https://t.co/XH9HS2B4Ql
Apocalypse Wow Mix Tape vol. 2
https://t.co/KjlU8xRxyk
Follow the links over to Spotify to get an idea of what you're in store for with the Apocalypse Wow series.
P.S. Parental Advisory: Explicit Content
Published on August 02, 2016 11:21
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90-s, apocalypse-wow, playlist
July 29, 2016
The Golden Hourglass is now available!
Hey everyone,
I know I don't use this very often, but I though now was a good time. If you aren't following me on any other social media...well, first of all, shame on you. Second, you may have missed that my new book, The Golden Hourglass is now available!

On a cube planet embroiled in magic, monsters, adventure, and sticky buns, a sinister plot unfolds that will join unlikely friends on a journey where the flow of time is variable and youth is at stake.
Cubonia’s most famous treasure hunter, Broderick Porter, has just been hired to steal a necklace from Queen Annelise’s youngest daughter, Alexandra. For one so skilled, it should be an easy job. But the princess has different plans. When Broderick shows up looking for the necklace, Alexandra makes him an offer: she will give up the necklace if he trains her to fulfill her dreams of hunting monsters. When the duo delivers the necklace to the dastardly Witch of the Wastes, Alexandra is taken prisoner by the Witch and Broderick finds himself in the royal prison. Now Broderick must rescue the princess and set things right before he finds his head in a guillotine.
This is just the beginning of a series of interconnected, but unrelated stories all set on the cube planet of Cubonia. There's some fun extras at the end of The Golden Hourglass that will help you immerse yourself in the world a little better.
I'm super excited to introduce this book to the world, and to hear your thoughts. So get your copy today!
Oh, and indie authors like me really depend on your reviews, so if you read the book and have a minute to leave one, I will be forever in your debt
I know I don't use this very often, but I though now was a good time. If you aren't following me on any other social media...well, first of all, shame on you. Second, you may have missed that my new book, The Golden Hourglass is now available!

On a cube planet embroiled in magic, monsters, adventure, and sticky buns, a sinister plot unfolds that will join unlikely friends on a journey where the flow of time is variable and youth is at stake.
Cubonia’s most famous treasure hunter, Broderick Porter, has just been hired to steal a necklace from Queen Annelise’s youngest daughter, Alexandra. For one so skilled, it should be an easy job. But the princess has different plans. When Broderick shows up looking for the necklace, Alexandra makes him an offer: she will give up the necklace if he trains her to fulfill her dreams of hunting monsters. When the duo delivers the necklace to the dastardly Witch of the Wastes, Alexandra is taken prisoner by the Witch and Broderick finds himself in the royal prison. Now Broderick must rescue the princess and set things right before he finds his head in a guillotine.
This is just the beginning of a series of interconnected, but unrelated stories all set on the cube planet of Cubonia. There's some fun extras at the end of The Golden Hourglass that will help you immerse yourself in the world a little better.
I'm super excited to introduce this book to the world, and to hear your thoughts. So get your copy today!
Oh, and indie authors like me really depend on your reviews, so if you read the book and have a minute to leave one, I will be forever in your debt
Published on July 29, 2016 06:47
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fantasy, humor, indie, the-golden-hourglass
June 26, 2015
5 Foods Way More Super Than Kale/Quinoa
Pizza:
Um...hello. Duh. You get the right kind of pizza, it includes all 5 food groups. That's science. It's so versatile you can make literally any kind of pizza. Kale is just glorified disgusting garnish. Pizza is king of all food.

Burrito:
Pretty much the same as pizza only wrapped up in a delicious tortilla. Just like pizza, you can put anything in a burrito and it's probably going to be pretty delicious. Breakfast burritos, especially, are rolled up versions of heaven.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups:
You cannot find a single peanut butter cup that isn't a Reese's that's anywhere near as good. That peanut butter is otherworldly. It's the perfect ratio to chocolate and peanut butter. Best. Candy. Ever.

Philly Cheese steaks
A food so amazing it's basically the #1 and only reason to even go to Philadelphia. Again, it's versatile enough to support variations without ruining the concept, but the classic cheese steak is pure paradise for the taste buds.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Good dry, but put it in some milk and it becomes little squares of crack. And when you're done you have a bowl full of amazingly delicious cinnamon milk. All other cereals are cardboard compared to the CTC

So the next time you decide to try and shove your foodie propaganda down someone's through about how "super" kale or quinoa or whatever crap food is, remember that no one cares about what you're saying because they're eating actual good food.
Um...hello. Duh. You get the right kind of pizza, it includes all 5 food groups. That's science. It's so versatile you can make literally any kind of pizza. Kale is just glorified disgusting garnish. Pizza is king of all food.

Burrito:
Pretty much the same as pizza only wrapped up in a delicious tortilla. Just like pizza, you can put anything in a burrito and it's probably going to be pretty delicious. Breakfast burritos, especially, are rolled up versions of heaven.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups:
You cannot find a single peanut butter cup that isn't a Reese's that's anywhere near as good. That peanut butter is otherworldly. It's the perfect ratio to chocolate and peanut butter. Best. Candy. Ever.

Philly Cheese steaks
A food so amazing it's basically the #1 and only reason to even go to Philadelphia. Again, it's versatile enough to support variations without ruining the concept, but the classic cheese steak is pure paradise for the taste buds.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Good dry, but put it in some milk and it becomes little squares of crack. And when you're done you have a bowl full of amazingly delicious cinnamon milk. All other cereals are cardboard compared to the CTC

So the next time you decide to try and shove your foodie propaganda down someone's through about how "super" kale or quinoa or whatever crap food is, remember that no one cares about what you're saying because they're eating actual good food.
Published on June 26, 2015 10:41
June 19, 2015
The Inaugural Post
It's 9:35 in the morning on 06/19/15.
I leave this building at 3:00 p.m.
I have literally nothing to do.
Five hours and twenty-five minutes will pass between now and then.
None of those hours will be used to work.
I will visit Buzzfeed no less than 10 times even though new things will not hit the site quickly enough to entertain me.
A sliced apple in a baggie sits to my left.
Right about now you're wondering why you're still reading this.
It won't get better.
Might as well stop reading now.
You're going to keep going, eh?
Some people call that masochism.
Katy Perry's on replay. She's on replay.
I'm not listening to Katy Perry.
That's from a One Direction song.
I wonder who would win in a no holds barred death match between One Direction and Backstreet Boys. Sans Kevin, of course, since Zayn left the band.
Did Peter Piper really pick a peck of pickled peppers?
Is he the one who pickled the peppers, or did he steal these pepper from whoever pickled them?
I think a unicorn apocalypse is 100 times more likely than any other kind of apocalypse.
No one thinks unicorns exist, but they're out there.
Waiting.
Watching.
I wish I was a hekatonkheires so I could eat an type at the same time.
Reference Greek mythology to understand that last one.
Was there a Greek god for regular bowel movements or good hair days?
If I could trade lives with anyone on the planet, I think I would choose P. Diddy just so I could see what it was like to be a true playa.
I would, of course, have to put my hands in the air.
Reference 90's hip hop to get that last one.
Coming up with an appropriate subject line for an email is the most stressful part of emailing another human being.
I'm sick of typing.
I need a computer that reads my thoughts and types for me.
Ugh...
I'm done with this one for now.
You're welcome.
I leave this building at 3:00 p.m.
I have literally nothing to do.
Five hours and twenty-five minutes will pass between now and then.
None of those hours will be used to work.
I will visit Buzzfeed no less than 10 times even though new things will not hit the site quickly enough to entertain me.
A sliced apple in a baggie sits to my left.
Right about now you're wondering why you're still reading this.
It won't get better.
Might as well stop reading now.
You're going to keep going, eh?
Some people call that masochism.
Katy Perry's on replay. She's on replay.
I'm not listening to Katy Perry.
That's from a One Direction song.
I wonder who would win in a no holds barred death match between One Direction and Backstreet Boys. Sans Kevin, of course, since Zayn left the band.
Did Peter Piper really pick a peck of pickled peppers?
Is he the one who pickled the peppers, or did he steal these pepper from whoever pickled them?
I think a unicorn apocalypse is 100 times more likely than any other kind of apocalypse.
No one thinks unicorns exist, but they're out there.
Waiting.
Watching.
I wish I was a hekatonkheires so I could eat an type at the same time.
Reference Greek mythology to understand that last one.
Was there a Greek god for regular bowel movements or good hair days?
If I could trade lives with anyone on the planet, I think I would choose P. Diddy just so I could see what it was like to be a true playa.
I would, of course, have to put my hands in the air.
Reference 90's hip hop to get that last one.
Coming up with an appropriate subject line for an email is the most stressful part of emailing another human being.
I'm sick of typing.
I need a computer that reads my thoughts and types for me.
Ugh...
I'm done with this one for now.
You're welcome.
Published on June 19, 2015 09:04
Super Terrific Happy Blog
Most...no, all of these blog posts will happen when I am incredibly bored at work and have nothing to do. You've been forewarned.
Most...no, all of these blog posts will happen when I am incredibly bored at work and have nothing to do. You've been forewarned.
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