Abby Redux XI

(Our favorite pungent pundit pops round)

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I need to apologize for something. Some of you have noticed that it’s been a while since we heard from Abby Redux, America’s favorite jaded advice columnist. And for that, I apologize. Abby’s absence was entirely my fault, a phrase which hasn’t been heard in the White House for years.

For those of you who read my weekly humor columns (my parents, my therapist, the NSA), Abby and her barbed advice column need no introduction. But if you’re n...