Weak in the News II

(All the news that’s unfit to print)

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It’s been one of those weird weeks in America. Y’know? Some weeks, the collective news is just so odd that you can’t swallow it all; you have to take it in small sips, like a bottle of cheap wine that your neighbor gave you for your birthday and then, before you can close the door and decant it into the sink drain, he insists on a toast to another year.

Here’s an example of how weird the week has been: given the choice between Bruce Jenner, the...