A Blog Detention Convention!

It seems someone out there got the whole class detention. I hear they made some perverted mention. I wonder what it was? Maybe I'll look into the buzz. Felines were exempt though. I guess they had no room for litter boxes lined up in a row.

Hank was first.
Betsy was not.
Her feet had thirst.
Is Hank a #1 robot?

Brian tried to take over.
Mary went along.
She even brought rover.
It tried to sing a song.

Old one eye was there.
Jax yapped about hair.
Her head was bare.
Old one eye didn't care.

Adam had a fact.
Snowcatcher rode in.
She was caught in the act.
Adam thought it was a win.

Rosey had some mail.
Theresa whined about being stuck
Together they tried not to fail.
They wanted to give away a buck.

Fundy Blue made all yellow
Claudia thought that was neat.
Fundy Blue turned her mellow,
As she sketched street.

Mary Kirkland held a rat.
Elizabeth Seckman wanted out.
The rat peed on a hat.
That made many shout.

Humbird hummed a tune.
Anne was just drunk.
It was nearing noon.
The smell resembled a skunk.

The ninja wannabe tried to strum.
Betty viewed all from a bench.
A broken guitar made him glum.
He wished he had a wrench.

Stephanie Ferris wrote a note.
Manzanita hide at the back.
That was soon all they wrote.
All suffered a worm attack.

The cat can ship you all worm pills if you like. That will make those things take a hike. But who was the cause of this detention? R never got a mention. I guess it was his fault. He let too many words slip from the vault. It made all get locked up in mass. Just keep those worms away from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.