Step By Step To Get Pep!

Ready to be like old one eye? Ready to step until you die? Step right up at my sea. Step in it with glee. Unless you step in crap. Then you may not be a happy stepping chap.

A step by step guide.
Come take he ride.
Create a better life.
Free from the strife.

One, two, three.
Magic as can be.
Three, two, one.
Your work is done.

Following steps is great.
Start stepping, mate.
Soon you'll be like me.
Stepping and oh so happy.

10 steps to get rich.
Come scratch that itch.
20 steps to get a wife,
Or husband in your life.

Wait, husband is 2 steps.
Consult the book reps.
10 steps to de-clutter.
May even rid you of a stutter.

15 steps to become OCD.
Err um rid it from thee.
6 steps to writing a book.
Read a book to write a book at your nook.

5 steps to being debt free.
What, I can't spend money?
Then how can I buy the book?
Bad logic at your nook.

4 steps to getting a better job.
Damn, I can't go to a bank and rob?
6 steps to eating right.
Pffft drop dead at night.

7 steps to understanding your pet.
A nut case you can bet.
365 steps for your great year.
On a leap year you may cause fear.

60 steps to the door.
80 steps until I hear you no more.
100 steps until you are out of sight.
125 steps seems about right.

Aren't you ready to step out and twist and shout? Life can be great stepping away. Learn how not to make your life go astray. One step, two step, three step, four. Come on up and take the stepping tour. 6 steps to get rich = you make me rich well you waste your time on 6 steps with my pitch. Most, not all, the self help and stepping crap is simple stuff that should be known by any chap. Can I get 10 steps to reducing gas? That may help my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.