A Rosey Request Put To The Test!

So the cat was yapping about this or that a while back at our blog mat and Rosey revealed a detail that was a real fail. What was that you ask? Today you find out as we rectify that task.

Something not seen.
It is very unclean.
Can stick between your toes.
Cause humans woes.

But it has to come.
Not out the bum.
Or any kind of gutter.
Snip snip, don't stutter.

It is more than that.
It is only from a cat.
Well maybe a dog too,
If some nasty stuff they chew.

But what could it be?
A flea on a knee?
A hair up the nose?
Gas smelling like a rose?

All good guesses from you.
But wrong at my zoo.
Then again she may not have done those as well.
But first we have to rectify this hell.

Not 666 and it's tricks.
We've given her such licks.
Hey, maybe it's a lick?
Again, a very wrong pick.

But licking is in need.
It has to take seed.
Part of the process of it.
More than a little bit.

So a lick and spit.
Have you got it?
I know a few have it.
Cheat rhyme, just a bit.

But I was hacking.
It was attacking.
How can this be?
My poor old tummy.

Blah it goes.
Watch you toes.
Can even splat the wall.
We are talking the hairball.


Rosey, that was just for you. Now you've seen a hairball at your zoo. Aren't you so impressed and glad that you confessed? Scratch that off your list. It isn't something to be missed. Was it your first time as well? Don't be afraid to tell. Now I will pass some gas and go lick my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.