At What Age Do You Disengage?

So the cat was getting low on food and Pat did not want me giving him attitude. He went out one night around dusk and got some. I guess he was a happening chum. He go cat calls from two drunk cougars outside the pet shop. Thankfully he did not chat or stop. But they were old as their calls took hold. Well older than him, way more than a whim.

So how old do you go?
Maybe it's how low?
All about the money?
Only way you call an old fart, honey?

40-50 they were at least.
Sure would have scared this rhyming beast.
10-20 years older or more?
Ummm pffft to that at my shore.

6 years either way,
Is the limit at my bay.
Rather not be close to diapers or jail bait.
That is not a fun fate.

But to each their own.
Moan and groan at the tone.
Want to be a dirty old man?
If rich, you may have a fan.

Or a cougar could bite you.
Some may like it to come due.
The cat needs no more cats though,
Just so you all know.

Not as bad as the old fart across the way,
Will never live down that day.
So at least anything else is up.
Rather get leg humped by a pup.

Age may just be a number at play,
But the bigger the display,
The closer your odds of some ground,
On top of you being found.

So a number it may be,
But have to be close to me,
Or screw that I say.
Sorry, not literally, no gutter play.

Closer in age to ones mother,
Is another reason not to smother.
Don't even want to go there.
Good thing there is no rhyme to spare.

All about the love?
Like destined from above?
So how old do you go?
Maybe it's how low?

So there was a super dirty old man and two cougars who need to get a pet shop ban. Damn, Pat is sure racking things up at his sea. So how old is too old for thee? Think Pat should have went with the 50 year old? Hey, she could have a lot of gold. Yeah, still no way hosa. The cat says stick with own age at our bay. Ever have a cat call there lad or lass? It did not impress my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.