Blogvengers Part Six, The Group Takes Their Licks!

Chapter 6
Show You Ours
Zombies With Powers

     Mary and the dVerse crew awoke to the dawning of the day, as the sun shined straight into Betsy's bay. She spied Alex in some ninja wannabe stance. He was giving the zombies an evil glance. Hank was declaring he was number one. Neither trusting Betsy's zombies as they enjoyed the sun.
     "Hank, where is Brian?"
     "He went some way. But he is still number two today!" Hank gave a number one cheer and even slapped his own rear.
     "That guitar killer must have got eaten by zombies. Ouch! I was just kidding." Alex rubbed his arm after Mary threw a book at him and caused him harm.
     "I'll sniff him out."
     "She's been hanging around those dogs of hers too much."
     Mary went into the kitchen to find Betsy cooking up a storm, she knew this was just the norm. She heard muffled cries and then Betsy's face turned from happy to that of crazy eyes.
     "Betsy has kidnapped Brian." Mary yelled while Betsy tried to whack her with a spoon, realizing Betsy had sure gone wacko at her sand dune.
     "Chow time, boys. Come and get it." Betsy waved her arm and smiled as in the house her zombie staff piled.
     "I'm still number one. Number one at getting out of here." Hank jumped through the window and ran into the street. He was not about to become a treat.
     "I'm okay with number two."
     Alex followed suit and just made it out, avoiding a zombie brute. The rest of the dVerse crew tried to follow but on them all the zombies began to chew and swallow. Screams echoed throughout Betsy's house while she just smiled being as quiet as a mouse.
     Mary avoided the zombies and made her way down the hall. She noticed the locked door and heard Brian's muffled call.
     "Looking for this?" Betsy held up the door key and then tossed it to Mary. "Go ahead, you are all doomed anyway. At least they will be good and fed to clean this mess up."
     Mary unlocked the door and ran down the stairs as above her zombies ate her friends in pairs. She ungagged Brian and loosened the ropes holding his hands together. Neither had any idea how this attack they were going to weather.
     "I hope you don't have that trait of your so called twin."
     "Not wearing any underwear and crazy zombie hoarder are two things we don't have in common." Brian gawked the room, trying to find a way out of this doom.
     "She did that to him?" Mary pointed to Silver Fox who was still gagged with socks.
     Brian yanked the sock from his mouth and he slightly moved his head to the south. Mary moved some boxes aside and found a spot Betsy was trying to hide. Brian used Mary's key and unlocked Silver Fox's chains. But he said he had had enough of life's pains. He signaled for Brian to give him a gun and then whispered for him to run.
     Betsy came down the stairs ready to gloat. Stair by stair she laughed louder, hitting a high note. She gasped as she saw no legs Silver Fox lying on the floor. He used what little strength he had to ensure there would be no more.
     "Sorry about this, doll."
     "No! My nice clean house."
     Silver Fox fired two shots into some propane tanks sitting nearby and within seconds everything in the house began to fry. The zombies, the dead, Betsy and her clean home all blew up like it was the fourth of July at the Superdome.
     "Well at least there are less people to stop me from being number one." Hank said under his breath, trying to make light of all the death.
     The four remaining survivors watched Betsy's property burn and then heard a car come around the turn. It parked in front of them and they were ready to fight, until the sun reflected off a bald head and gold armor ever so bright.
     "Looks like Drazin missed all the fun. So what has Drazin here? A Gawker, who Drazin hopes is through with his island stint, A ninja wannabe, who Drazin hopes doesn't get naked and send clones after Drazin this time and you two? Drazin doesn't know you two."
     "But I'm number one!" Hank pouted and stomped his feet, as they group heard more zombies coming down the street.
     "Well are you coming with Drazin or what? Drazin doesn't have all day."
     Drazin got back in the car and the four were not behind by far. He then sped off down the road, still hoping like the other realities he had been sent too, that these four did not go all crazy mode.
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     Truedessa and Pat had found a tree and rested below it going on an eating spree. The cats licked up the food they were given too. Pat still seemed not to have a clue.
     "That demon has left us to perish. I will call upon Merlin to bring Excalibur so I can smite him."
     "Pat is off his rocker. Of course that is not a shocker."
     Truedessa flicked dirt at his face and his OCD tendencies he began to embrace. Pat came back to reality quite quick. In that moment everything seemed to click.
     "The voices in my head can't trump my OCD."
     "Dirt, tell me about it!" Cassie licked herself clean, rolling her eyes and hating the dirty zombie scene.
     "What's a little dirt between friends." Truedessa's smile turned to dread as some sort of radar went off in her head.
     "I know that look. Now what?"
     The group looked around for danger and then noticed an oncoming strange. He had a big hat and was rather fat. His face even looked like that of a rat.
     "You think he is a pet of Mary Kirkland's? She must have one big cage." Pat laughed at the guy and he soon learned all was a lie.
     "What is that? He is no longer fat. Hell, he is no longer a he. Now he is a she."
     "Great! A shape shifting zombie. What next?"
     Orlin and Cassie scurried up the tree, looking for some sort of safety. Pat and Truedessa prepared for a fight, the voices in Pat's head once again took flight.
     "Avast yee land lubber."
     "Pat there is no boat, choose a voice of note." The cat yelled from up in the tree, trying to hide himself behind Cassie.
     The zombie kept slowly moving forward toward the pair. It then turned into a lion with tye dye hair. It did not seem to be able to control its power. Truedessa then let loose some magic and down came a crystal shower.
     The zombie was quickly turned to mush, as crystals were even lodged in its tush. But before the group could cheer and release their fear, it began to take form again. This time it turned into three men.
     "It's like that Greek dragon thing. Hey, I watched Disney's Hercules too at my wing."
     Truedessa and Pat knew the cat was right and they had to change the tactics of the fight. Pat stuck his finger out like a gun and watched as each of the three men turned into a nun.
     "Again with the nuns. Pat, we are really going to Hell." Cassie chimed in, still not sure on how they would win.
     "Don't worry buckaroo, this super powered zombie is through."
     Pat pulled back his finger and let it linger. He shot it off like rounds from a gun. But unlike Gawker Island, out came not a single one. Truedessa placed her hand on his shoulder and his finger started to smolder. He shot and energy flew from it, with each nun taking a hit. They remained on the ground and Pat grabbed a stick, he rammed it through all three wobbly zombies and hoped it did the trick. They then became as one once more and he waved his arm for Truedessa to explore.
     "You are going to owe me for this one, a lot."
     "Thy, but my OCD says it has to be thee."
     Pat was his normal self for a second or two, pretending a voice was still coming due. He knew what they had to do was rather eww and it was something he would never want to do. The zombie turned into a giant thing that looked like an overgrown Critter and it seemed rather bitter.
     "Here goes nothing." Truedessa let go of Pat's shoulder and ran across the land like an incoming boulder.
     "Yuck but good luck."
     "I have to lick myself just watching this."
     Pat smirked knowing all would be fine as he listened to the comments of each feline. He watched Truedessa jump right into the mouth of the thing and then its body began to sing. it was vibrating from head to toe and before long it started to glow. Seconds later it burst into nothing at all, leaving Truedessa covered in zombie goo while the cats gave her a cat call.
     "Pffft, zombies with powers have nothing on your powers." Pat laughed and ran the other way, as Truedessa tried to give him a zombie goo hug after he had his say.
     "I think it is safer if we stay in the tree. I don't want that goo on me."
     The two cats watched one while Truedessa and Pat ran across the green lawn. Pat trying not to get caught as many of his voices seemed to agree the idea was not very hot.
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     Dr. Zoggif ignored the rants from his mother, wishing she would go bother some other. He watched his screen reach ninety five percent and he knew only a few dozen bloggers in the world were left to repent.
     "Pizza is here, you better pay for it because I am not going to."
     Dr. Zoggif muttered to himself as he grabbed some cash and to the front door he was in a dash.
     "This pizza is cold."
     "Well warm it up." The driver waved and walked off while Dr. Zoggif continued to scoff.
     "Next on my list to rid the world of, pizza delivery men."
     Dr. Zoggif took his pizza back to his lab in the basement and saw his mother poking around his machines vent.
     "Mom, don't touch that. What did I say about touching my experiments. Get out!"
     "If you could ever get one to work, you could actually get paid."
     Dr. Zoggif pushed his mother out the door and locked it behind him as his machine gave a roar. He ran over and checked it over as fast as he could and noticed a gear had come loose that his mother had not understood.
     "Damn it! Pain in the ass mother."
     Dr. Zoggif fixed it as fast as he could not wanting to let the remaining bloggers break free and get back home to their hood.
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     "Truedessa , did you feel that?"
     The group stood still as they felt a little chill. It was like there was some kind of shift, however swift. Truedessa and Pat then each caught a glimpse of a few towers and they now had a destination that would rid them of this world and zombies with powers.
     "Where are we going? Did you two have a showing?"
     "Let's get our Lord of the Rings on."
     The group honed in on the towers while Truedessa dreamed of hot showers. She still was picking off the zombie goo, disgusted over what had come due. The cats thought she smelled and steered clear while Pat avoided the goo she threw out of fear. They knew the towers were guarded with tons of zombie might but the group was not afraid as long as they were together in the fight.

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I guess now they all know where to go, so no more searching high and low. But what will get in their way? I guess we will find out next time at my bay. Are you rhymed out yet class? It still doesn't matter to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.
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