Brain Rot Been Caught?

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The cat skipped it last year but now it is all you damn well hear. There are friggin signs on signs hanging around. There are too many to even pee on for a hound, which is what they are worth. The Flu Shot spreads its filth across the Earth.

A sign at every place.
The flu shot you should embrace.
A sign on every door.
Listen to our lore.

The "safest" way to prevent the flu.
Forget hand washing at your zoo.
It is just oh so safe for one and all.
Believe the writing on the wall.

If you're pregnant, get it now.
Even give it to your pet cow.
If you're young or elderly get it today.
Continue to listen to what we say.

Pffffffffft stick it up your ass.
Is what I say to them in mass.
I've said it right to their flu shot pushing face.
And I'll say it again at a steady pace.

It has been tested out and about.
Half got a placebo, half got the crap they shout.
There was no difference in numbers at all!
Same amount in each case got the flu at their hall.

It is the biggest placebo going itself.
Just as magical as a Santa elf.
Oh you won't get the flu with it,
But if you do it won't be as bad a hit.

Pfffffft that is like saying a little crap has a different smell,
Compared to large crap where you dwell.
Crap is the best comparison for it
For it is completely full of shit.

The mercury in them alone will screw you.
You are MUCH better off catching the flu.
That will go away in a week or so,
Where as the mercury can bleep you up forever at your show.

Take them if you are sick?
Pffffft hit whoever said that with a brick.
Your body is already fighting junk off,
Add mercury to it and it will further scoff.

Safe is the biggest shame of all.
Safer to lick the litterbox at your hall.
And just one final thing from me to you,
There has been no increase in death rates from the flu.

That is right. No increase in death rates from before the flu shot and now with the flu shot on our Earthly site. So what does it do? Gives you piece of mind so you are lazy, don't wash your hands and catch the flu. But ohhhhh it won't be as bad. Pffffft right! And I live in King Tut's pad. Don't be sheep and look things up, from multiple places, when it comes to such crap. It can give you worse things than the big dirt nap. Flu shot pusher advice is worth less then that of a singing bass. That is just the opinion of my little rhyming ass.

 Later all, have a nice fall.