For Your Chatting Pleasure: 6 New Things

LOL: Daniel Franzese, Damian from Mean Girls, makes some minor adjustments to Sam Smith’s “Stay with Me.” 

And they are f-ing awesome. Play this instead of lying about having a doctor’s appointment next time you want your booty call to leave.

GASP: The real Sam Smith faux pas’d. 

It involved Twitter and karaoke, natch. While performing in Nashville, Mr. Smith got caught in a lie. Don’t tweet and go out. It’s dangerous.  [Vulture]

HMM: Learn a little something about breakfast. 

Hannah Whitaker photographs the breakfasts of children from around the world. Very jealous of this Turkish girl’s morning feast. [The New York Times]

WHAT!? How to Train Your Orgasm. 

Popular sex toy company Lelo has created a device that, when inserted, “takes your measurements” and “creates a routine that’s right for you.” We don’t know, either. [Refinery29]

OH! That’s How You’re Supposed to Do It! Thanks to The Cut, you can now master the half-tuck. Because looking nonchalant takes effort. [The Cut]

 

CRY: It’s really real now.

That baby you’ve been in denial about, Ryan Gossling and Eva Mendes’s super daughter? She has a name now.