How To Win Mario Kart In 5 Easy Steps

When I was younger, I loved Mario Kart. So did a lot of my friends. Naturally, that meant we played a lot of Mario Kart. Today, I’m going to tell you how to win Mario Kart. You don’t need quick reflexes. You don’t need a lot of experience. You don’t even need to be good at the game. You just need to be evil and follow these five easy steps:

Identify the most beloved character amongst your group of friends. Choose that character. Ignore their pleas to pick another character. This is about throw...