Good point, Pooh!

If you think Winnie the Pooh has put on some weight, it's probably because of too many pancakes and pork sausage links—WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING!?

Ooh, this reminds me that my parents gave me this charming A.A. Milne book, When We Were Very Young, in 1966. (Action figure sold separately.)
As you can see, I give my books excellent security!