I want to dive in to a pool full of liquor

Saturday night, I got shit-faced for the first time.

Didn’t know what “80 proof” vodka meant. Drank it anyway.

Didn’t know how to properly mix a drink of cranberry juice and vodka. Mixed it anyway.

Felt drunk after one shot. Drank another shot anyway.

In less than 30 minutes, I was totally shit-faced.

The next day, I woke up with a hangover.

Would I get wasted again? Absolutely. 

Dear Lord, I’m becoming an alcoholic.