"Psst! Want a mustache transplant?"

Facial hair is incredibly fun. Don't believe me? Heck there's even a section in Bart's King-Sized Book of Fun dedicated to this idea:

Have you ever seen a man with muttonchops? A guy with a goatee? Some dudes with Fu Manchus?

Well, it turns out that all these people have a GREAT sense of humor!

I mean, they HAVE to . . . otherwise, they're growing weird beards because they think it looks GOOD. But that's impossible. Therefore, men with facial hair must have black belts in fun!

Mustaches are SO a...