Lazy Is The Key When Dealing With A Human Spree!

Wow humans sure like to invent so their poor out of shape bodies will not get bent. You do not believe the cat? I guess I will have to prove it, stat!

A nifty garbage can,
Helping every man.
With a wave of your hand,
It opens, isn't that grand?

Talk to the TV.
Get super duper lazy.
Can't even use a remote.
Lazy sure gets a vote.

Why bother with a shoe lace?
Just puts a frown on your face.
Get some self lacing ones,
To go on those long runs.

Need to rest your head?
Get Selfy the EasyBed,
It makes the bed for you.
You may want to by two.

With dust you can be chipper,
Just put on a dust mop slipper.
Two in one,
As away you run.

Like your ice cream?
Want to lick it by the stream?
Get the motorized ice cream cone.
I hear they take orders over the phone.

Don't be a thug,
Get the self stirring mug.
Why waste ten seconds of your day?
It can twirl and play.

A motorized spin the bottle,
Brings kissing full throttle.
No need to spin.
At least everyone can win.

Need to turn on a light,
Could be useful at night.
Just give a clap.
That switch is such a trap.

And best of all,
At your hall,
You can avoid a beer looter,
With your very own cooler scooter.

Wow, you humans can't walk? Can't say that is too much of a shock. You can't even lift a garbage lid up, or oh no, stepping on the foot thing for it causes a hiccup. That is just sooooo much work. A hand wave is such a perk. At least the battery companies are a happy mass. So glad I am not a lazy little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.