Are You In Need Of A Quickie At Your Feed?

Back we go with the dating show. I hope you got a rubber handy, as for some it could be dandy. The cat could not pass that up. We will blame it on a pup.

stop by any time bub
I think I'll avoid a bub hub.
Be my fries with that
You saying you want a fat cat?

Social media sucks my life away
So you signed up to say, hey?
Trivel thigs stic too me
Hmmm need a shower at your sea?

Can I meet your mom?
That is your first hum?
This space is blank like your mind
My, aren't you so kind.

I luv luv luv luv luv cats
Sorry, we hate ding bats.
Poking around for some fun
I'd watch where poking gets done.

Saddle up boys
Horses don't bring joys.
Bribe me and I will let you take me out
What kind of bribe to remove all doubt?

Special places have special meaning to special people especially
Escape that special place special you did actually.
Twister is boring alone
Score one for the dunce cone.

Greasey hands make me happy
OCD has me out of there snappy.
I am all out of frogs.
Next move up to hogs.

Can stares grunt my wish?
Maybe if it is a singing fish.
Crime is at an all time high
Ummm looking for a superhero guy?

Time is tiking away from us
Learn that on the short bus?
Help! They are starting to sag.
Errr ummm play tag?

Drink, drunk, drank, drunk
Enjoy your drunk funk.
Leave me a quickie and get a quickie.
Anyone want to give her a clickie?

And there you are, a whole new herd at my bar. Don't you just want one or two to come see you at your zoo and make you special on cue? No? Do not pass go? I guess so. but could line them up in a row. You could have your very own nut job lass all thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.