Do What They Say? Umm No Way!

Ever wonder what would happen if things were taken literally from advertising that you heard? Wouldn't it be hard to flip one the bird? What would you do? Grab a bird and flip it at a person in your view? Anyway, today we look at that at my bay.

It is mouth watering good.
So your mouth will water in your hood?
Drooling like a mutt?
What next, sniff a butt?

It kicks ass!
No matter the mass?
Big or small,
Does it kick them all?

Improve your financial health.
Wow, doctors tend to wealth?
Well they take a bunch I suppose,
Making sure their wealth grows.

A bigger bang for your buck.
Ummm what the duck?
Can a buck explode?
Oh no! They have a self destruct mode.

All the bells and whistles.
Does it shoot missiles?
Can it have a kitchen sink?
We all have to drink.

Bet your bottom dollar.
So one dollar for a flea collar?
I guess that I can do,
And give it to a mutt or two.

Cheap at half price.
All of that for spice?
Why not put it on ice,
And save that saying for rice?

Dollars to donuts,
You have donut ruts?
What are you a cop,
Needing to make a donut stop?

Finger lickin good.
Manners aren't understood?
Licking and drool,
That is not cool.

Keep it under your hat.
But you just told the cat.
This is such a big deal,
You only want me to get the steal?

The cat must say you humans and your advertising causes dismay. What? Buy this, no longer causes one bliss? You have to drool and lick, whatever else, take your pick. Maybe mutts do take an advertising class and pass it on in mass. Then they go roll in the grass. About the size of it to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.