Is It Storming? Just Blame Global Warming!

So aren't we supposed to be buried in water now? Weren't the ice caps supposed to melt some how? Hmmm I suppose being like the Mayans is okay. Except they are kinda dead at their prediction bay.

Global warming is so bad.
It will screw over every pad.
The Antarctic ice will melt.
A bad hand we will be dealt.

Oopsy! The sea ice there,
Extends over a greater area at its ice lair.
The greatest since 1979.
Bah! That's just a backwards sign.

Global warming is still here.
All should run in fear.
It's the end of days.
Forget the chemtrail haze.

Al Gore also had fun,
Predicting more thanks to the sun.
Or thanks to us.
Why make a fuss?

The entire North polar ice cap will be gone.
By 2013 this will dawn.
Instead there was a 50% increase.
Hmm wallets he was trying to fleece?

Oh no it is so hot!
Global warming is hot to trot.
Wait! Hmmm 40 years ago,
Hotter temperatures seemed to show.

At least in some places,
Not always the same cases.
And what of the cold?
That makes global warming so bold.

The heat got used up in the summer,
Which is such a bummer,
Then that made it cold.
That is pure gold.

What? It was colder 30 years ago?
Shhhh don't let people know.
That just cannot be at any sea.
Global warming it has to be.

So join on in.
Give global warming a spin.
Blame every weather act on it.
Have a global warming fit.

Now there is no question the environment is ruined by humans every day but blaming every last thing on global warming, pffft is what I say. Becoming just another Y2K or Mayan end of days crap. But just blame everything across the map. Even though you look at temperatures years ago and what do you know? It was hotter in spots than today and colder too on display. Winter is cold, summer is hot. Always global warming it is not. And now I will ruin the air by passing gas out of my ever so warm little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.