New Hellish Short Story Available.

Once upon a time, I wrote short stories one after another, and let them snatch away snippets of my imagination and used them to explore a vast scope of the worlds and ideas floating in my brain.

Some of them even turned out pretty good. Over the years they've appeared in various publications, but the rights have since reverted to me. I don't want them gathering dust, so I'm putting them up on my website, one at a time, and hopefully other people will find something in them they enjoy.

The first one is called That Life Hasn't Done... . If you're a fan of the Venture Bros. at all (and I am), the quote might sound familiar. It's from Season 1, Tag Sale You're It (which by the way is the first episode I ever saw, and I absolutely fell in love with the show). And it's from The Monarch. "What can I do to this guy that life hasn't already?"

And really, that's about the only thing I can say for the poor demons in this story. So check it out if you've got a moment.

And while we're on the subject of quotes, I want to know your most memorable quotes from TV shows or movies. Even if they're not profound, or they're silly, whatever. Let us have them.