Get Through The Fog And Name Your Blog!

So out and about there may be some that pout and shout. They cannot think of a name for their blog. So the cat is here to help them get through the fog. My suggestions are just the best. Just watch as I put them to the test.

Bombingzombie is great.
You can drool and fart at any rate.
Doggishdogs could go over well.
But if rated R you may get some hell.

Vintagemurder sounds like a plan.
You could be a Freddy or Jason fan.
Billionbills will give you thrills.
That many would make me head for the hills.

Dependsdeputy is on the case.
Shove a diaper in every visitors face.
Childrenmower would be fun to see.
I wonder if they eat the grass for thee?

Dicktalent may be up your alley.
But I may avoid your valley.
Spotterlover could be good,
If you have chickenpox in your hood.

Projectxoxo could be given a go.
Who cares if only two letters you know.
Shiniershit may give all a fit.
But it could prove you smell less a bit.

Catnipguru would have me there.
I'd have to raid your lair.
Worshipwork would mean you are a nut.
But power to you at your hut.

Wickedwannabe sounds grand.
You could rip off all across the land.
NinjaNinny is at your service too.
Hmm think that'd work for the ninja wannabe's zoo?

Doorsporks is a clever one.
Could spork to death a ton.
WormWorship might bring them in.
The worm crazies would be all over your bin.

Whoopdihoopoo could be on display.
Whoopdi friggin doo I say.
Feetfeeding sounds kind of yum.
Start a feet feeding hum.

Riskywanker you might want to avoid.
You could scare away the truly paranoid.
SparklingSex could also be yours.
Watch the weirdos fill your shores.

So there you are near and far. The cat looked at a name generator at his sand bar and that is what came to be. Aren't you so glad you could be helped out by me? So get your SpottedLover site ready and throw in some DoorSporks to keep things steady. But on most of them I will take a pass because they are just scary to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.