Pissed Off Very Pissed Off? Don't Scoff!

Ever get pissy at your sea? No, not talking about a litter box for thee, just leave that stuff to me. You just have to scoop it with glee. What the cat means is one of those days where you are stuck in a maze. While the cat takes that and did a little tune at our mat.




The sun shines in your eyes
You wake up ready to screw,
But your wife is long gone,
And certain things remain blue.

You're pissed off, very pissed off.
But why be pissed off, very pissed off
As being pissed off, very pissed off,
Is much better than being pissed on.

You go in search of some food,
But the fridge is bare.
Your empty stomach aches,
Adding to your blue pair.

You hop in the shower,
But the hot water's gone.
Your whole body turns blue,
Why did you ever create spawn.
You're pissed off, very pissed off.
But why be pissed off, very pissed off
As being pissed off, very pissed off,
Is much better than being pissed on.

You get dressed for work,
Finding no clean clothes.
Hoping yesterday's don't stink,
You put them on fighting your runny nose.

You climb into the car,
But it has little gas.
So you run down the street,
Making use of your bus pass.

You're pissed off, very pissed off.
But why be pissed off, very pissed off
As being pissed off, very pissed off,
Is much better than being pissed on.

You arrive thirty minutes late for work,
Trying to explain things to your boss.
But all you get is a grunt, a nod,
And you suffer another job loss.

You go outside with your box,
As a happy dog walks up to you.
He lifts his leg over your shoe,
And now you've been pissed on too.

You're pissed off, very pissed off.
It's okay to be pissed off, very pissed off
As being pissed off, very pissed off,
Is your right when you've been pissed on too.

You're pissed on and very pissed off.
So be pissed off over being pissed on
But while pissed off over being pissed on
Remember to be thankful no one shit on you.
I know, it doesn't rhyme through and through at my sea. Don't go on a pissed off spree. The cat sure had fun with this one. Enjoy the cat's pissed off fun? Now The Pissed Off Song has come to pass, all thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.