P This And D That From The Cat!

Ever notice how now a days people can't enjoy the sunny rays? That is they can't just do it and it's done. No! They have to have lots of P or D or just plain alphabet soup fun.

Get ready at your sea,
Time to dance with glee.
Bounce up and down,
As you trot across town.

Design, Dig Deep, Do!
This is what I'm telling you.
Just follow the D.
You will be happy at your sea.

Prepare, Peep, Pack, Porn!
The creeper P is born.
See, the cat helps all.
No wonder the nuts find my hall.

Bribe, Bite, Bicker, Bleep!
Nope, bleep does not mean sheep.
I just bleepin helped you out.
So don't you bleepin shout.

Fight, Figure, Force, Fix!
How about them Knicks?
Yeah they suck.
I guess for F they are outta luck.

Run, Ridicule, Ride, Root!
That would be a hoot.
Do all at once I say.
You will have a great day.

Never, Nifty, Next, Never!
N is not very clever.
Used never twice.
I guess it has lice.

Mumbo, March, Mope, Mix!
Oh the dancing tricks.
Or maybe just a bad case of gas.
Dancing to an off tune singing bass?

Lick, Like, Look, Love!
A hippy dippy shove.
L can also be rather sick,
Especially if a stranger gave you a lick.

Rhyme, Rhyme, Rhyme, Rhyme.
Then you can have a fun time.
No more stupid run on a letter saying,
To get you motivated and playing.

Whatever happened to just do it and it's done? Is saying the same letter things more fun? Or just a way for some so called guru to make a buck? I could go all bleepin and say umm duck. But instead I will go roll in the bleepin grass with my ever so bleepin little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.