I knit my brow in consternation...

Literary Knits is a book of knitting patterns inspired by “timeless” literary characters. (Clockwise from top right, Gregor’s sweater from The Metamorphosis, Galadriel’s hooded dress from The Lord of the Rings, and Katie Rommely’s gaiters from A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.)

But it's a TOTAL ripoff—there are no outfits for Bella Swan and Edward Cullen from Twilight!