The Dumb Return To Feel The Burn!

A double dose today as the cat is guesting at another bay!
The cat figured it was time to do another chime on dumb crime. I wonder if there will be a mime? These criminals are really in their prime. The criminal underworld ladder the are ready to climb. The cat is gonna drop a dime with this little rhyme.

Fast food is oh so great.
After $120 robbery is your fate.
These criminals went and got some grease,
Then posted on Instagram their fleece.

If a squirrel in a store won't stop.
Just call a nearby cop.
He will scare the critter away.
Shooting to scare it and cause dismay.

A guy walks into a gun store with a bat.
He wants to steal a gun stat.
The owner pulls out a gun of his own.
This guy gets a big dunce cone.

A dumb criminal to take the cake,
A fake ID she couldn't make.
So she gave a stolen ID to a waitress to buy a drink.
Except it was the waitresses stolen ID, landing her in the clink.

Some fun thieves are so broke,
They couldn't hire a getaway bloke.
So they used a donkey to carry their stash.
Now they are having a jailhouse bash.

A couple of thieves couldn't afford a mask.
So what did they use you ask?
Permanent marker on their face.
When stopped by the cops they got a nice cell space.

A thief was good and caught.
So he ran away and forgot his plot.
He did it in the light of day.
So when he was found he thought burglary charges were only for a night display.

A man walks into a bank.
He gives his finger a yank.
Look I have a gun.
Then his finger falls out and he shows everyone.

Another with a nice fake finger gun,
Flagged down a motorist and said what he wanted done.
He wanted to go to nearby bank machines, quick.
But the dummy withdrew from his own account some slick.

The best of all was a man,
Who was no flash in the pan.
Mask, gun, rental car, check!
Wearing work uniform with name tag = no full deck.

They seem to get dumber year after year. You humans are something to fear. The cop technically was not a criminal though. He just wanted that squirrel to go. Too bad, so sad a firing was had. These guys must have sniffed more than grass, so so sad to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.