They Provide With dVerse Pride!

There are those with names that allow you to call and play games, Verizon and Bell think they are swell. They give you a fee and laugh to the bank with glee. Bill you up the wazoo with pride but they surely provide.

Leave a message at the tone.
If you paid for one of your own.
If not, sorry is all we say.
Call back again another day.

That is if your minutes are there.
If not, we really don't care.
Just sit and wait a while.
Hey, at least you don't have to turn a dial.

Texts you ask?
In them you can bask.
But we will charge for each one.
Feel free to have many spun.

Reach out and touch.
Go talk much.
Even if they are far away.
Show the love at your bay.

Forget the extra fee.
Let your blabber fly free.
It doesn't rack up fast.
That is a thing of the past.

What? You calling me a liar?
I suppose my pants are on fire.
But your wallet feels the burn,
As we ding you at every turn.

And never fear,
You can find each blog cheer.
Just log on the Internet.
If your data purchase has been met.

If not, buy some.
No need to be glum.
Then if you go over,
We charge you up the rear of even rover.

But if you want.
You can forget our taunt.
Don't worry your pretty little head.
We will still charge you a processing fee while you're in bed.

What? Forget the hype.
Don't use that thing called Skype.
Free isn't what it is cracked up to be.
Stick with me and my fee.

The cat just had to have a little fun with the cell phone companies under the sun. A fee for this and a fee for that, they are worse than a gnat. Even worse than a singing bass. Glad none are needed by my dVerse little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.