A Crime Wave For The Brave!

So after the dumb criminal act the cat hears many bloggers made a pact. They wanted to show all how it was done and then retire some place with sand and sun.

There they were outside a bank,
Folklore the getway driver with a full tank.
With her big fancy redneck horn,
All would get out of the way and go look at porn.

Brian gawked the situation over.
He pretended he was some crazy rover.
Betsy sent in an army of cats,
Who gave fleas to all the banker dingbats.

Optimistic bored the passerbys to death,
Yapping until he was out of breath.
Terry and Manzi gave the rest worms,
Many humans got what one may call the squirms.

Alex used chopsticks to pick the lock.
It worked, which left many in shock.
Mary waited in the bushes,
Just in case her dogs had to bite tushes.

Truedessa sadly let one get away,
And they called the cops to join the fray.
She was too busy waiting for the moon.
More fixated than a bad saturday morning cartoon.

The beer guys had a plan.
One in which they were the only fan.
They got drunk and made puke puddles in the road.
So the cops would slip while they took their money load.

But when the cops showed up,
Old one eye walked out and scared even the police pup.
They all peeled over in disgust.
So the heist was not a bust.

Rosey used her learned mail skills,
She directed everyone taking the bills.
Theresa thought what a great giveaway.
Yes, we know the Halloween Nazi isn't all okay.

They piled into their stolen bus.
Folklore then let out some cuss.
She hit her horn and away they went.
She even told a mime to get bent.

I hear they got away.
To some nice sunny Timbuktu like bay.
Sadly pesos don't go very far.
But at least they can rest at a sunny sand bar.

See, there is a crime for thee. Wasn't it so not dumb? Hmm well they did not leave a bread crumb. So there was no fail that landed them in jail. I guess that is a pass. That is as much as it gets from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.