I like to eat buffalo wings when I take notes

This picture of a student casually eating corn-on-the-cob in class was posted online. 
Then comments like these followed!
— "Be careful taking photos, you could get charged with stalking."—"There's not a kernel of truth to that statement."—"Shucks, you may have a point."
...and my friends added:—"I wonder what she is whispering in that ear." (Donna M.)—"She's a seasoned pro." (Mike L.)