I Tried But I Could Not Change The Tide!

The cat went to rip off Theresa today, trying to give a prize at his bay. But Theresa was greedy and would not share. She snapped it up for herself at her lair.

Come one, Come all
To my prize hall.
Here you could win,
Coins for your bin.

Just enter here,
Give a cheer,
Follow this,
Don't you miss.

Follow that.
Trust the cat.
I tried it.
Yep, a bit.

It was fun.
Away they run.
Taking it home.
Beats a comb.

No compensation was given.
I'm still livin.
So it must be great.
Such a fate.

You humans will bask.
People will stop and ask,
What is that smell?
It's an easy sell.

Damn it, Theresa is greedy.
She won't help the needy.
Taking it all for herself.
Bet she hangs it on a shelf.

Maybe she'll frame it,
Thinking it is a hit?
I bet she will.
Seems she likes a thrill.

Oh what a prize.
It attracts flies.
They are fun to chase.
Might get on your shoe lace.

But she ruined it.
She did have a fit.
That was fun to watch.
Nope, it wasn't scotch.


See, look at her go? She stepped in dog you know. I was giving it away to all of you, then she scooped it up at her zoo. She really stepped in it this time. A smelly Halloween Nazi is a crime. So I have no prize, unless you want dead flies? So greedy she even hogs crap. I bet she'd steal your nap. A rip off crap. Ever thought that would take a lap? Never trust that lass. You have been warned by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.