I intend to use the phrase "that goat only respects one man" as often as possible.

From KPTV:

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GRESHAM, OREGON—A police officer who spotted something
unusual was given a warning not to get any closer.




"The goat will charge you," he was told.




The goat was on the roof of a house.




[Officers] were told "that goat only respects one man.”
That man is the owner of the goat, who arrived at the house and got the
2-year-old animal weighing in at 35 pounds off the roof without further
incident.