Refusing to Yield

This fun thing happened to me today—I’m sure it has happened to you too. I had the green yield light on a left turn at a busy intersection. I waited and waited and waited, until, BAM, I saw my chance! As soon as this black Altima drives by, I should be able to Tokyo Drift myself through the turn without getting mercilessly t-boned by oncoming traffic.

So, with that last image playing through my mind, I inched out into the intersection—you know, to get a head-start and all. My hands were clench...