Unicorns Touching Horns

How about that Miley Cyrus, huh? It is amazing how one spastic, gyrating body has the ability to distract even from a military strike. Restaurants were hushed into subdued fascination when the updates on Syria would cease and more speculation into the Miley Situation 2013 flashed (and wiggled and gesticulated and whatever else) on the screen.

This obsession with a young person publicly twerking into sexuality well before her time, well, it shows where we are as a nation, but this is not news:...