WARNING!
We, at the 1st Annual Zombie Fighter Jango's Zompoc Giveaway, have noticed a disturbing trend developing amongst our guests.
We understand that you are excited about all of the prizes, and all of the fame that you will gain if you win. We understand how excited you are, we do. But please, please, please! Stop petting the Zombies!
We have lost several guests due to the Z-Virus, and we are really quite perturbed about it.
Be warned; If guests continue to pet the Zombies, we, at the 1st Annual Zombie Fighter Jango's Zompoc Giveaway, will be forced to take drastic action. Oubliettes have been mentioned, Iron Maidens, and other, less pleasant deterrents.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Cedric Nye
We understand that you are excited about all of the prizes, and all of the fame that you will gain if you win. We understand how excited you are, we do. But please, please, please! Stop petting the Zombies!
We have lost several guests due to the Z-Virus, and we are really quite perturbed about it.
Be warned; If guests continue to pet the Zombies, we, at the 1st Annual Zombie Fighter Jango's Zompoc Giveaway, will be forced to take drastic action. Oubliettes have been mentioned, Iron Maidens, and other, less pleasant deterrents.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Cedric Nye
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Tammy K. wrote: "How about feeding them table scraps? There are no clear zombies etiquette guidelines posted!!!
Inquiring minds need to know...
Can we poke them with a stick? Or must we wait until they poke us ..."
All excellent questions! Table scraps are fine, as long as they are over 18 years of age, and there isn't anyone that will miss them when they are gone.
While poking Zombies with a stick is not recommended, we, at the 1st Annual Zombie Fighter Jango's Zompoc Giveaway, have no current rules forbidding the practice. We do, however, recommend that if one does wish to poke a Zombie with a stick, one should make sure to have good running shoes on, and be sure that they are laced up.
Orange jackets won't make a difference either way, except it may help us identify your remains, err, uhh, I mean help us keep track of your guest satisfaction!
Flashlights won't help you much, as our Zombies hunt by smell and sound just as much as sight, so, flash away! But please make sure that you have good running shoes on, and that they are laced up.
Thank you for your well thought out questions, Tammy K. We, at the 1st Annual Zombie Fighter Jango's Zompoc Giveaway appreciate your feedback. Would you be willing to take a short survey to rate your experience? Please step into this room over here. No, no, that isn't screaming coming from behind the door! That is the sound of satisfied guests!
Sincerely,
Cedric
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There are no clear zombies etiquette guidelines posted!!!
Inquiring minds need to know...
Can we poke them with a stick? Or must we wait until they poke us first? should we wear the orange hunter safety jacket or will they make us look fat and very appealing to the zombie? can we shine a flashlight in their eyes to blind them so we can get the first shot, or will that light make them more aggressive?