Cedric Nye's Blog: Zombie Fighter Jango: The Ragged Edge. - Posts Tagged "z-virus"
WARNING!
We, at the 1st Annual Zombie Fighter Jango's Zompoc Giveaway, have noticed a disturbing trend developing amongst our guests.
We understand that you are excited about all of the prizes, and all of the fame that you will gain if you win. We understand how excited you are, we do. But please, please, please! Stop petting the Zombies!
We have lost several guests due to the Z-Virus, and we are really quite perturbed about it.
Be warned; If guests continue to pet the Zombies, we, at the 1st Annual Zombie Fighter Jango's Zompoc Giveaway, will be forced to take drastic action. Oubliettes have been mentioned, Iron Maidens, and other, less pleasant deterrents.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Cedric Nye
We understand that you are excited about all of the prizes, and all of the fame that you will gain if you win. We understand how excited you are, we do. But please, please, please! Stop petting the Zombies!
We have lost several guests due to the Z-Virus, and we are really quite perturbed about it.
Be warned; If guests continue to pet the Zombies, we, at the 1st Annual Zombie Fighter Jango's Zompoc Giveaway, will be forced to take drastic action. Oubliettes have been mentioned, Iron Maidens, and other, less pleasant deterrents.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Cedric Nye
Zombie Fighter Jango: The Ragged Edge.
This will most likely be madness.
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