Quit Making Excuses, Do It or Else

Haven’t bought your copy of The Monkeys of God yet? Holding out? Hate reading? Blind? Hate me? Well, whatever your lame excuse is, I’m here today to dispel it. Here are some reasons why you should purchase this book regardless of your excuse:

I don’t have time to read!

I had a friend finish my book the other day. He openly admitted—in private, in a “do not tell anyone this” sort of way—that he read the entire thing while on the toilet. Now this was not all in one trip, I would assume, but each...