This Nibbling Societal Decay

A sign that the end is upon us, or that it possibly should be, is the case of Joshua Welch. You’ve probably heard of this boy, now 8 years old, who was suspended from school (when 7) for chewing his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun.

I’ve been chewing baby carrot daggers since I had teeth in my head, so I’m not sure I’m totally unbiased, but to punish a kid for this act is totally absurd.

Equally absurd, however, and an act that may show how out of touch they are, the NRA rewarded the boy. Just...