Don't Budge For It's Time To Judge!

When visiting that other sea, there we see the obsession of great nanny. She watches those judge shows each day, like 4 or 5 of them at play. They are all the same, some this or that making some same old claim. Hmm may have to give that a go too. But first on to the judge shows at my zoo.

 
They could argue at PeeWee's playhouse.He'd judge them and give them a good dose,Of good old big top fun.Be a worse sentence than death row under your sun.
 
Judging while you clean.It wouldn't be too obscene.Some need a good scrub down.The winner gets the clean as a whistle crown.
 
Having been around the block,A time or ten with his umm glock. He could judge away,And make those pesky divorce cases go away.
 
No words at all.He just gives a final call.Left or right,That one says good night.
 
Could call it making whoopi court.With God as an escort.Then if guilty is found.A lightning bolt will give you an extra crispy sound.
 
Damn! That would just scare anyone straight.No need to even debate.You were right, I was wrong.Then they run away and get along.
 
He'll whip the into shape,And get them over their scrape.And you can bet,Each one will surely sweat.
 
You never know what he'd say.Could sing oh happy day.Or send you on your way,With words not even suitable for a porn play.
 
Scream in their face.It could be a race,Whose ear drums go first.The loser is the first to burst.
 
But my pick from the crop,That will sure make the petty squabbles stop.And save lots of time and money.Send them both to get eaten some place sunny.
Now wouldn't you watch those over Judge Judy? I wonder if humans create big duty? I suppose he wouldn't care if you were lyin' and many would end up cryin'. Each one is sure in their own class. All thanks to my creative little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.