Sadly There Are More That Are In Store!

So after the last time the cat had to see if those female humans improved at all with their chime. Sadly, not a one, which works for me under our sun. Don't need Pat bringing home any ball and chain. So let the crazies rain.

I am a arsy person mos days.
So are you lippy under sun rays?
What does an arsy person do,
When they go to the zoo?

Luv forweeling.
Your language just left me reeling.
Plus you want to play in the mud?
Must have been where your head took a thud.

Hoping to real in a reel fish.
Click your heals and make a heel wish.
Damn, now you got me doing it too.
That just will not do.

Beautful an talented an also sweat!
Wow, you will make many hearts skip a beat.
Just to get through your rant,
Makes me want to date a plant.

I enjoy outdoors including movies too.
Do drive ins still exist near you?
Or do you charge your little DVD thing,
And hike with it letting the movie sing?

New to this, which me luck.
You'd have better luck dating a truck.
I'll give you a buck,
To quack like a duck.

I only speak French.
Umm did you get hit with a wrench?
None of your words are French at all.
I guess you talk French and write English on your wall?

Been having the wort dats ever.
How so, when you are clearly so clever?
I mean how could anyone not want to date you?
You sound so wonderful at your zoo.

Trying this out....might be crazy.
At least you are not lazy.
But thanks for the stalker heads up.
I'll go play with a pup.

I go for jail birds, but no bad boys.
What, do they have different toys?
Some dyslexic tendencies there,
Or maybe you like feathers instead of hair?

So as you can see, still all are very scary. I guess they don't know spell check has been invented at their show. Or maybe they have the hillbilly kind just to give them a little piece of mind. At least there is no worry of Pat bringing home a lass which delights my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.