It's Friday So Jump Away!

So Anne is always blithering on at her mat something about enjoying your weekend and all of that. For you just never know the way things will go. The cat agrees so he'll send her some party fleas to her knees. Meanwhile I will help out all of you and give you fun things to do.


Pretend your a plane.Then land on a train.Or just fall like the rain,Either way you'll make quite a splash at any lane.

Play chicken with a dragon.Could even load it in a wagon.But things could get dire,Either way you may get set on fire.

De-evolve to your true form.One that is more the norm.Put on a tutu to.Won't that be fun to do?

Be a bit rude,Play with your food.Fun things can be done with a weiner.WARNING! This post is not going to get any cleaner.

Flex those muscles at your sea.Throw a friend with glee.Right into traffic I suggest,It will prove you are the best.
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Look at all the ass.Blah to such a mass.But if it is your thing,Go naked bike riding at your wing.

Or you could just pick your nose,To see if your booger glows.You just never know,It could put on quite the show.

Pumpkin canoeing is great.You could take a date.Then as it rots,You get wet lots.

Or forget the food,Tell the plate it is crude.Smash it with your head.That will cause that plate dread.

Or visit skull land.Would that not be grand?If you attempt some of these,You may get there with ease.
Now was that not great? I hope you don't make any of them your fate. But if you are bored and want to listen to Anne, go show your butt, I hear she's a fan. That is all I will say about that mass. You humans are so disturbing to my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.