Possibly the Only Perk About Not Being Allowed to Play Roller Derby.

PAMIE: A quick impression of the lady who just gave me a pedicure. She was like, "OH." Held up my foot. "OH. THIS. OH. YOU NEED. OH. YOU WANT. OH. CALLUS. OH, CALLUS. I CUT, YES?"
JASON: That poor woman.
PAMIE: I know. She put on latex gloves. Nobody else was wearing gloves. It was embarrassing. She thought I had some kind of foot condition.
JASON: Did you tell her how you got those feet?
PAMIE: I just went, "Yes, please. I know. I'm sorry. It's... it's from sports." And then she went...