I Have a Bad Peeling About This

If you went by the Banana Club Museum in Altadena, California, recently, you may have noticed that it's closed. But don't despair! It's going to re-open next year near Palm Springs.



But I do have a banana to pick with Ken "Top Banana" Bannister, the museum's creator. He claims to have the world's most petrified banana (left).



But apparently, he hasn't seen the wizened specimen I pulled out of my backpack recently!