8 Things That Are True

1. There is only one flavor of Pop Tart.



2. Firefly is still on the air. Wash is fine.



3. No one's ever made a live-action version of Avatar. Also I am an Earth Bender.



4. Bacon is good for me.



5. Eventually, my logical, well-supported arguments will convince people I am right.



6. There are only three Star Wars movies, but they might be making a fourth (WE'LL SEE, ABRAMS).



7. Rivendell is real. It looks exactly like this. It's in New Zealand, and I will visit Elrond there someday.



8. A...