A Bad Joke Instead Of A Post Today

Instead of a post today, I thought I’d share a bad joke. It’s a pretty bad joke, but a friend of mine shared it with me one time and I’m pretty fond of it. As such, I thought I’d share it with all of you. You’re welcome.

A frog hops into a bar. He hops up to the bartender and says: “Got any lampshades?”

The bartender stops, confused. Then he says: “No, we don’t have any lampshades. This is a bar, not a hardware store.”

“Ah, okay,” the frog responds and hops out.

Next night, the same frog hops in. He hops up to the same bartender and says: “Hey, bartender…got any lampshades?”

“No,” the bartender responds. “I told you last night. This is a bar, not a hardware store.”

“Ah, okay,” the frog responds again and hops out.

This happens several nights in a row. Finally, the bartender can’t take any more. When the frog hops in again and asks if they have any lampshades, the bartender grabs him. “Look,” he tells the frog, “this is the last time I’m going to tell you. We don’t have any lampshades. This is a bar, not a hardware store. If you ask again, I’m going to nail your flippers to the bar.”

“Okay,” the frog says one more time and hops out.

However, the next night the frog hops into the bar again. He hops right up to the same bartender. The bartender is just waiting for what’s coming next.

“Hey, bartender,” the frog says.

“Yeah?”

“Got any nails?”

The bartender starts. Well, at least it was different. “No, frog,” the bartender responds. “We don’t have any nails. This is a bar.”

“Ah,” the frog says, “then got any lampshades?”