Hugh Grant Named Worst TV Show Guest: A Good Start But Why Stop There?

I just read an with the headline “Hugh Grant named worst TV show guest.” Apparently, according to the article, ol’ Hugh was a poorly behaved boy on a visit to The Daily Show. My first thought was to wonder why I always had to rely on the Hindustan Times to find out these things about America, but my second thought was: Why stop there?

After all, there are many more worst things that Hugh Grant is than just the worst TV show guest. Saying the above just makes it seem like it’s the only thing he is worst at (mind you, I don’t hate Hugh Grant, but I do admit not being overly fond of him). That certainly can’t be the case.

Let’s think of a few:

- Hugh Grant: worst action movie star

- Hugh Grant: worst quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons

- Hugh Grant: worst warmup act for Slayer

- Hugh Grant: worst Scarlett Johansson body double

- Hugh Grant: worst substitute for penicillin

Mind you, this is just a few ideas to get the ball rolling. Others can pitch in if they want. Regardless, I think the point has been made that we shouldn’t just rest at naming Hugh Grant worst TV show guest and not go any further.