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Dave stumbled across this the other day — the perfect workout tool for the sloth-minded. Is it real? does it work? In my exhaustive research (okay, it was five minutes), I couldn’t find a single site selling this thing, or anyone who took credit for creating it. Kickstarter, here we come!

Actual quote from product box:

I couldn’t believe how effective the Ab-hancer was. Chicks dig it.