Idiocracy

I’ve said it before, and it feels like I’ve said it a lot lately. The stupid are breeding faster than the rest of us! Intelligent people of the world, those who are well-read, well-traveled, well-educated and don’t believe in a faked Moon Landing, get on it! You don’t want to end up like this!

Yes, this movie is worth check out. Made by , the same man who brought you King of the Hill and Beavis and Butthead (kind of ironic, I know), Idiocracy explores a future where the gradual dumbing down of American civilization results in a world where the dumb rule and the intelligent are seen as limp-wristed little pussies.

Part comedy, part cautionary tale, it’s actually quite funny and makes something of a point, especially with its little mock “case study” at the beginning. Check it out, have a laugh, then feel terrified for the future of humanity. And to those of you whom I know personally, with significantly high IQ’s, a sense of wonder about the world, sensitive spirits and open minds, and who have chosen to pass these traits onto others, BLESS YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER!

*Sidenote: This video clip is not as long as I wanted. After this, they show how the idiot family’s oldest son becomes a quaterback who tells all the cheerleaders he’s “going to be f*cking them all tonight!”, which results in the family tree growing even bigger and more complex. His idiot father announces proudly to the crowd, “that’s my boy!”

Meanwhile, the smart lady says her husband died of a heart attack while trying to produce a semen sample in the fertility clinic. Luckily, she has some frozen eggs so… fingers crossed! And of course, the stupid son is nailing even more girls in the back of his car, so that family tree just keeps on multiplying! Hilarious and scary, all at once!