Students Write "The Big Book of Kingology"

I was lucky enough to visit James John Elementary School in Portland the other day. In addition to meeting many terrific people, I was stunned to be presented with the world's only copy of Big Book of Kingology. And it's the coolest thing I've ever seen!
The book's authors used my family pictures and biographies at bartking.net as a jumping-off point. This led to an inventive dialogue between my sister Gretchen and myself...
Some ideas for my father-in-law...
A speculation on my dad... And this...