You Know That Fantasy Novel is Really the Author's D&D Game When...

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It starts in a tavern.
There is one protagonist and his 3 or 4 friends, who are different from him in every way.
The protagonist is awesome, because every other character tells us so. He also seems the only one capable of making decisions.
Dark-skinned elves are always evil, and always dual-wielding.
The only limitation on magic is that wizards must sleep before they can cast more spells.
Character names contain apostrophes in unneces'sary and inexplicab'le pl'aces.

The villain i...