A Third Open Letter to My FBI Agent
Dear readers,
I haven't written my FBI agent in a while, so I figured it was time to send him some holiday cheer. Feel free to read this letter to him; you may find it fun. I'll be back next week with one of my standard blogs, and Merry Christmas, everyone!
Jim,
How are you? I haven't written in a while, and I wanted to say Merry Christmas. Yes, I know that's not the greeting feds prefer, but it's the greeting you're getting; because in case you missed the Baphomet beheading at the Iowa capital, we Christians are now embracing the table flipping side of our faith. If you ask me, it's long overdue.
That being the case, I wanted to wish you well and let you know that you will be in one of my upcoming books! It's called The Spirits of Suddenly, and it's a collection of ghost and humorous stories akin to my Tales of American Idiocy. It's due out this fall, and I'm even giving you a love interest! (Aren't I a considerate nemesis?)
I also wanted to re-extend my invitation to you, because in spite of the January 6th mess, the rigged election, the harassment of my catholic brothers and sisters, and the border invasion you are helping (and per some sources, arming) I still wish you good will. Because until you draw your last breath, Jim, you are not too far gone. That is the message of Christmas.
Jim, you can still come over for coffee or repentance and get on the right side of history. If you come in the next couple weeks, I'll have all kinds of goodies. (I've gotten far too many sugary greetings this year).
Well, I need to go exchange my cloak for a sword (Luke 22:36) - I mean, ammunition - you know just in case this thing does go sideways. And even if it doesn't, I'll have fun at the range with my family.
Merry Christmas,
P.R. Infidel
I haven't written my FBI agent in a while, so I figured it was time to send him some holiday cheer. Feel free to read this letter to him; you may find it fun. I'll be back next week with one of my standard blogs, and Merry Christmas, everyone!
Jim,
How are you? I haven't written in a while, and I wanted to say Merry Christmas. Yes, I know that's not the greeting feds prefer, but it's the greeting you're getting; because in case you missed the Baphomet beheading at the Iowa capital, we Christians are now embracing the table flipping side of our faith. If you ask me, it's long overdue.
That being the case, I wanted to wish you well and let you know that you will be in one of my upcoming books! It's called The Spirits of Suddenly, and it's a collection of ghost and humorous stories akin to my Tales of American Idiocy. It's due out this fall, and I'm even giving you a love interest! (Aren't I a considerate nemesis?)
I also wanted to re-extend my invitation to you, because in spite of the January 6th mess, the rigged election, the harassment of my catholic brothers and sisters, and the border invasion you are helping (and per some sources, arming) I still wish you good will. Because until you draw your last breath, Jim, you are not too far gone. That is the message of Christmas.
Jim, you can still come over for coffee or repentance and get on the right side of history. If you come in the next couple weeks, I'll have all kinds of goodies. (I've gotten far too many sugary greetings this year).
Well, I need to go exchange my cloak for a sword (Luke 22:36) - I mean, ammunition - you know just in case this thing does go sideways. And even if it doesn't, I'll have fun at the range with my family.
Merry Christmas,
P.R. Infidel
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